Funny story about dicks in Japan

"The festival thing and display of KKJ is known as the Kanamara Matsuri held in Kawasaki Prefecture in Japan.

BTW, the KKJ is revered as a symbol of fertility. There's a shinto story behind the Kanamara Matsuri as well where a devil fell in love with a beautiful virgin and wanted to marry her, but she refused to marry the devil.

The devil damn du lan so he become very small and den snuck in the woman's cheesepie sitting there, and the next man the woman marry and on the night of the piak-piak, the devil the moment see the man's KKJ jit tao snap the man's KKJ off with 1 bite. This happened many times until the woman abit pek chek cos all the man who marry her and tried to piak her get their KKJ bitten off by the demon.

So there's this very clever man (some sources say its a monk) who suggested making a KKJ outta solid steel and den make the woman spread eagle and den poke the Steel KKJ into the woman's cheesepie, the demon thought the woman going to get piak again tried to bite the KKJ off but succeeded in breaking all his teeth only.

The demon den left the woman's cheesepie and end of story."

Damn kok story.. dunno if its true or not